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|             "The Edge of the Bell Curve"             |
|                          by                          |
| Brandon N. Schory, David Halperin, and Ian E. Muller |
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Am           ELaying here, holding you so nearAm       G             Dpleasant visions in my headAm                     Eyou whisper in my ear, "please excuse me dear"Am           G            Dand then you climb out of bedC                         D       Gand when I realize you're goneC                          D      GI turn to see you spinning on and onC                       B7gently pushing back the dawn

G   C            Am         DSomewhere at the end of the bell curve       G    C   D    Gis the girl for meG   C            Am         DSomewhere at the end of the world       G    C   D    Gis the girl for meAm             EReading by the light of her flashlight
Am       G               D
I wonder why she's up so late
Am          E
Too bad the story won't end right
Am           G              D
Work my self up and ask her for a date
C                      D       G
She loves it more than Ender's Game
C               D               G        
I wish that our tastes were the same
C                       B7
And to think I love her without knowing her name

G   C            Am         DSomewhere at the end of the bell curve       G    C   D    Gis the girl for meG   C            Am         DSomewhere at the end of the world       G    C   D    Gis the girl for me

Bm             Em
Well now my compiler is runningBm                          G
And I need something else to doBm               Em
This I'll go and read something funnyEm                      D(on eighths)
Today's comic is about, well here no let me tell you

Am             EWhen my day is going slowAm    G                  DAs my life keeps draging onAm                  EShe would repel out-side my windowAm    D               DCat-6 dangling on the lawnC                      D         GShe said she'd like to take me a-wayC                 D       GFrom the ordinary and the greyC                 B7And have a new ad-venture everyday

G   C            Am         DSomewhere at the end of the bell curve       G    C   D    Gis the girl for meG   C            Am         DSomewhere at the end of the world       G    C   D    Gis the girl for me

G   C            Am         DSomewhere at the end of the bell curve       G    C   D    Gis the girl for meG   C            Am         DSomewhere at the end of the world       G    C   D    Gis the girl for me

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| "The Edge of the Bell Curve" by Brandon N. Schory, David Halperin, Ian E. Muller                 || is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported License. || This work was based in part on work by Randall Munroe at xkcd.com.                               |
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